Amature Hour

Oh Jesus.

I think I told my new trainer that it has been two years since I've trained.  As I type this, I realize it may be closer to three.

I understand how important my diet is to my training.  And while I was resistant to having my meal plan with Yeager, I understood completely why it was necessary and followed the rules on a very loose level.

Today, I realized after I was in the process of passing out stage for a good 15 minutes, that I only had some chicken for the entire day.  That's it.  Nice one, Dick.  I looked like a complete ass when I met with my new trainer and almost passed the fuck out.

WORSE???  Walking back to my apartment, I had to stop as my mouth was doing that watering thing.  You know, like before you puke????  Yeah......soooo umm.....coming off of five days of travel, a two day migraine and an improper diet brings you to a fucking shitty impression with your new trainer.

Top priority is getting my shit together.  Or as Yeager and I like to say, GYFST.

Ps- I don't want to fucking look like a celebrity.  I want to look like me.  Only, toner.  With thinner legs and a bigger thigh gap.  I want my abs back and my broad shoulders to be toned.  I want to look amazing in shorts again.

Further more, I want my mind back.  I want the stability of the endorphin's and the I can do anything attitude.  I want to lift my weight and FINALLY DO A PULL UP.

I have bigger goals then looking like someone else so get your fucking stupid questions in order.

Other than that, I'm looking forward to being sore on Saturday.  WHOOT WHOOT!

Fresh Market Homemade Chili

Long Time no BLOG!

How are you my peeps.  So sorry its been such a long time.  Fact is; I haven't been very creative with my cooking in the past few months.  Today is a chilly Melbourne day.  The skies are overcast and the sun only shines through every once in a while.  There isn't much wind which is a great thing.

I'm typing this as the boy is upstairs taking a shower after our morning of climbing.  We're about to hit Federation square as there is something going on and we're going to explore.

I'm prepping dinner for tonight and it calls for a good ol' fashion American tradition in the winter.We went to the markets yesterday and purchased all of the ingredients we needed fresh from the farm (ish). Winter was a sign of soups and stews.  So I'm happy to have my fav, Chili.

I love love love chili.  I have NEVER made it homemade though.  As I type the fresh dried Kidney beans are boiling away on the stove.  I baked an entire thing of garlic this morning (for two purposes).

I love the colors!

Here is my recipe.  Hope it turns out yummy!

1/2 Pound Ground Beef
2 containers of tomato paste
2 cups of dried (cleaned and boiled) Red Kidney Beans
1/2 chopped onion
1 Cup diced cherry tomatoes
1/2 green pepper
1/2 red pepper
2 Chillies
4 cloves of fresh (baked) garlic
1/2 TBS of Chili
2 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp basil
1/2 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp salt (optional)
If you're keen you can use 1 TBS of brown sugar (we didn't use it, but Americans might want it)

After baking the garlic to add to the ingredients, I added all of the items above together to sit while the beans finished boiling.

Then I'll mix the beans with the above and then I'll fill the pan I'm baking it in 1/2 full with water.  I'll place in the oven, covered,  at 180 C.  For 4 hours.

I'll stir every few hours and make sure the levels of the water aren't completely evaporated with the heat and/or sucked into the beans.

When it's ready, I'll top Tim's with sour cream and Cheese and Mine with just cheese.

Let's see how it goes, shall we?

Can't wait!!!

Absolutely perfect! 

Fuck your standards....

"Oh, you're a health food nut."
"I prefer the term sympathetic."

I don't feel as though I starve myself.  I pretty much eat whatever I want.  Ask the boy, he's always trying to stop me from eating chocolate and ice cream.  However, I do try to eat every three hours, a clean carb and a protein.

My rant today is all about the fact our society finds it more acceptable for people to eat McDonald's instead of healthy.  Why didn't she say to the guy beside her, "Oh, you're consuming fake synthesized food!"  Instead, she directed her energy on my food.  

Is it acceptable to eat McDonalds because its fast and cheap?  And that has become the norm of our society?  Fast.  Cheap.

I enjoy my prep time on Sunday nights.  I don't mind making sure that my bag is packed so that I have food all day.

So to you, who are shocked by my salad and chicken, I say, I hate your standards.   They are fucked up.  And I believe I am what I eat.

Week One of Jamie Eason's LiveFit Program

Today as I sit and write, I weigh 69.3 kg's with an approximate body fat index of 25%.  My goal weight is 67.4 kg's with a 20% body fat index.  This will put me where I was two years ago when I was lifting.  I was the happiest with my body at that time and I'm keen to get there again.

Jamie has been a massive role model for me for so very long.  She's an absolute beauty in the fitness industry.

Her program is broken down into three phases.  I'm currently working on phase one.  It looks a bit like this:

My first work out:

If you'd like to follow this program yourself, sign up for free at bodybuilding.com and search for Jamie Eason's LiveFit Program.

You won't regret it.

Can't wait to start showing progress photos!!

Can't wait to make these

I have quite a number of friends who are on facebook who are trainers.  I always enjoy when they post recipes that I'd like to try.

Here is one for blueberry oatmeal bakes.

Karen, from BLPF, posted this.
2 C of uncooked oats
2 oz of fresh blueberries
1 tsp of baking powder
2 egg whites
1 1/2 C of skim milk
1/2 C of unsweetened applesauce
1/2 tsp cinnamon. 

Preheat oven at 375. 

Combine dry ingredients in one bowl with fruit and wet ingredients in another bowl. Add it all together and stir. Line muffin tin and pour 1/4 C of batter into each muffin cup. Batter will be runny... don't worry!! 

Bake 20 to 25 min or until edges are brown. Cool for 10 min.

Can be stored in the fridge up to a week.

I'm headed to the grocery store right now!!! YUM!! 

Cheat Meal: Chicken Stromboli

Dinner time is, Stromboli time!!

I took this recipe from here. 

 

1 cup broccoli florets

11 oz package thin-crust pizza dough

1 cup cooked chicken

1 cup cheese 

Green Pepper                                                                                              

  Tomato

 

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(I modified this recipe a bit, we also made homemade pizza dough)

Directions

1.

Heat oven to 400°F. Steam 1 cup broccoli florets until just tender. Stretch an 11 oz package of dough to form a 16" x 12" rectangle on a greased baking sheet. Sprinkle 1 cup chopped cooked chicken, broccoli, and 1 cup cheese lengthwise down center of dough. Fold dough over to cover filling. Pinch side and ends to seal. Cut 4 slashes to vent, coat with cooking spray, and bake until browned, 12 minutes. Slice in quarters and serve with marinara sauce.

Nutritional Facts per serving

CALORIES

420 CAL

FAT

15.6 G

SATURATED FAT

6.6 G

CHOLESTEROL

67.3 MG

SODIUM

1063.5 MG

CARBOHYDRATES

44.1 G

TOTAL SUGARS

8.3 G

DIETARY FIBER

2.7 G

PROTEIN

26.7 G

Today's Meal Plan

Good Morning everyone,
Today I'll be in the office, so I need to pack up of my food for the day.

I woke up at 7:00 am and its important to have breakfast within the first 1 hour of awakening (although, my trainer used to say 30 minutes, I've read an hour is okay)

Breakfast consists of 1/2 C. Oatmeal, a bit of fruit in it (blueberries for me this morning), some cinnamon and a bit of vanilla protein.   This makes the oatmeal bearable for me since I HATE IT!

In my lunch bag is the following:

11:00 Protein shake (Snack)

2:00  Chicken and Pasta Salad (see post from here)

5:00 Protein shake for on the tram (Snack)

Then I'll have dinner about 7:00 pm tonight.  I'll be honest, tonight is a bit of cheat meal with some breads.  Can't help it.  My Italian genes just won't let me give up my unhealthy carbs.

Okay, til tonight!  Ciao!